This Just In There S Still Cocaine On Your Money

90
percent of all U.S. bills tested had traces of cocaine on them; that’s
on the high side for one of these studies, according to the Snopes
research;places like Baltimore and Detroit produce more cocaine-laced bills; cities like Salt Lake City, fewer. Try not to act surprised;the
U.S. Government is on record: their bill-making process is 100%
coke-free. Asked about the tainted money, a spokeswoman for the Bureau
of Engraving and Printing assures us that “when it leaves here, it does
not have any cocaine in it”;this study took on an
international flavor, with bills from Canada, Japan, Brazil, and China
being tested. The 90%-tainted rate in the U.S. was the highest, while
China, at around 18%, was lowest

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