They must serve very small portions at the popular Memphis eatery Dish; because clearly, litigation attorney Mark Lambert was still hungry during an evening bathroom brawl with self-employed hair dresser Greg Herbers. So hungry, that he bit Herbers’ on the nose, allegedly removing quite a chunk of his victim’s nostril.
The police report states a major part of Herbers’ left nostril was missing. In an even less appetizing detail, Herbers further claims that the shark-like Lambert swallowed the missing portion of his face. Lambert clearly resented the implication and told local news WMC-TV that he was acting in self defense. And of course he spit out the body part. Anything else would be just distasteful.
Reports differ on the amount of damages Herbers is seeking for medical bills, pain, suffering, loss of wages, disfigurement and damage to his sense of smell. However, the reported range of $5-$7.5 million will no doubt remind defendant Lambert there is no such thing as a free munch.
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