Not Real Fruit In My Doughnut Might Be Strangest Krispy Kreme Lawsuit Ever

There are the things you go to Krispy Kreme for: frosting, fat, comfort, calories, and icing. Fresh fruit, on the other hand, is normally not among the donut chain’s top selling points. Still, there are selections like Glazed Raspberry Filled, the Glazed Blueberry Cake, and the Maple Iced Glazed sitting right there on the menu, so perhaps you could excuse Jason Saidian for thinking those raspberries, blueberries, and, uh, maples would be real, and not just flavoring and food coloring....

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 463 words · Donald Russell

3L Tips Practical Experience And Post Grad Planning

This is the year that they are supposed to “bore you to death.” Remember that little nugget of wisdom, “scare you to death, work you to death, bore you to death”? It’s only half-true today. We’d venture a guess that you’ll be more stressed than bored during your final year of law school, the year of uncertainty. What’s on your plate? Unless your 2L summer led to a permanent gig, you’ll need to line up post-grad housing, pick a bar prep class, apply to anything and everything, and if you can, get some practical experience before you graduate....

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 572 words · Eugene Alessandroni

American For Safe Access To Argue Medical Marijuana Appeal Oct 16

Is marijuana as dangerous as heroin? Our research – based entirely on Darren Aronofsky’s Requiem for a Dream – would suggest no, but the government needs facts and figures and non-dramatized evidence to make that call. And that’s where the federal courts come in. Next Tuesday, the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals will consider whether marijuana has therapeutic value or whether it should remain a useless Schedule I drug. The petitioner, Americans for Safe Access, will argue before the D....

February 14, 2022 · 2 min · 423 words · Elizabeth Pierce

Appellate Panel Keeps Media Access To Children S Court Proceedings

Earlier this month, Los Angeles County Children’s Court Presiding Judge Michael Nash opened the super-secret juvenile courtrooms to the press, except in cases in which an open hearing would be harmful to the child involved, reports the Los Angeles Times. Judge Nash believes the move will bring accountability to court proceedings, and comply with a state law giving people with a “legitimate interest” access to court proceedings. It’s an idea that Judge Nash has been touting for months, arguing that media access to these proceedings will improve “transparency for a branch of the legal system that handles child abuse, child neglect and foster care placements....

February 14, 2022 · 2 min · 367 words · Javier Williamson

Are Sex Offender Halloween Laws Constitutional

Halloween is a time for costumes, candy, and revelry, but it is also perceived as a time when children are more susceptible to sexual predators’ attacks. Perhaps that’s because it’s one of the only times that parents suspend the standard safety rules for their kids. While most days, kids are told to avoid talking to strangers or going to strangers’ homes, all bets are off on Halloween. Many California towns have responded to the heightened Halloween threat against children with “no candy” laws and decoration bans....

February 14, 2022 · 2 min · 421 words · Demetra Susko

Best Law Schools For Getting Rich As A Lawyer

We get it, you want BigLaw despite advice that you should be careful what you wish for. You’ve made it your aim to get into some of the most corporate of firms, and now you want to know which schools will best increase your chances. After all, BigLaw is where the money’s at. After taking some of the stats from the American Bar Association, the folks over at Business Insider ran some comparisons against their own list in order to create a list with a second opinion, so to speak....

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 546 words · Shirley Smith

Butt Your Honor South Butt Files Their Answer

As you may already know, the world famous North Face company (owned by the VF Corporation) has sued the scrappy little upstart South Butt. Started as a reaction to the label lovin’ cool kids at his high school South Butt originator, young Jimmy Winkelmann, also sells fleece jackets, T’s, hoodies, etc. North Face’s motto: Never Stop Exploring. South Butt’s motto: Never Stop Relaxing. Sound similar? It is, and so are the jackets....

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 550 words · Cristopher Hambrick

Cabral V Martins No A120657

In plaintiff’s action against her ex-husband and various others including several attorneys involving their alleged participation to conceal assets to avoid child support, grant of attorney’s special motion to strike under the anti-SLAPP statute and award of attorneys’ fees is affirmed where: 1) plaintiff’s cause of action is predicated on protected activity under the anti-SLAPP statute and the probate proceedings and the litigation defense were protected petitioning activity for purposes of the anti-SLAPP statute; 2) plaintiff did not show a probability of success on the merits; and 3) plaintiff did not demonstrate any abuse of the trial court’s discretion in determining the appropriate amount of attorney fees to award....

February 14, 2022 · 1 min · 195 words · Lynda Summers

California Almond Producers Lose Heat Treatment Rule Challenge

California almond producers claim that the Secretary of Agriculture — attempting to prevent the spread of salmonella — exceeded his authority in requiring California almonds sold domestically to be treated with heat or chemicals. Last week, the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the almond farmers waived those claims by failing to raise them during the rulemaking process. Under the Agricultural Marketing Agreement Act of 1937 (AMAA), the Secretary of Agriculture may issue marketing orders binding “handlers” of commodities such as almonds....

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 472 words · Sarah Long

Circuit Strikes Epa Ban On Aerosol Chemical

Somewhere in the contentious air over climate change, the Environmental Protection Agency went too far. A federal appeals court said that happened when the EPA banned hydrofluorocarbons, a chemical found in aerosol spray cans that scientists have linked to global warming. The agency has authority to outlaw ozone-depleting chemicals, but HFC’s are not ozone-depleting. “Here, EPA has tried to jam a square peg (regulating non-ozone-depleting substances that may contribute to climate change) into a round hole (the existing statutory landscape),” Judge Brett Kavanaugh wrote in Mexichem Fluor, Inc....

February 14, 2022 · 2 min · 401 words · Leland Higgs

Federal Courts Are Worried Your Smart Phone Is A Bomb

Ah, smartphones. We know many of you are so addicted to them that if you dropped them in a toilet you’d fish them out. But federal courthouses around the country are less keen on the do-everything phone-computer combo. Many federal jurisdictions don’t allow the devices into courthouses because of fears that could be used as weapons by terrorists. That’s right, a memo issued last week by the Administrative Office of the U....

February 14, 2022 · 2 min · 341 words · William Dietrich

Fla Apt Complex S No Bad Reviews Clause In Lease Goes Viral

In all our attempts to control people’s behavior on social media, haven’t we finally realized that social media always finds a way? Clearly not for one Florida apartment complex, which reportedly threatened tenants with a $10,000 fine for negative comments about the property. Although the current Windmere Cay property manager denied enforcing the “Social Media Addendum,” it nonetheless remained part of the complex’s lease agreement as recently as this week....

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 437 words · Roger Moses

Former H S Football Player Receives 7 1M Brain Injury Settlement

Concussions have become so common in football that players, for the most part, now know the risks they are undertaking by playing the sport. Likewise, lawsuits involving concussed players have become so common that coaches, administrators, and medical staff are knowledgeable and diligent enough to recognize concussion symptoms and provide treatment as soon as possible. At least, they should be. That’s what one former high school football player claimed in a lawsuit against a San Diego school district after a failure to diagnose and treat a concussion led to brain swelling, emergency surgery, a medically induced coma, and permanent damage to his brain....

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 534 words · Shawn Wilkens

Gifts For New Law Students Yays And Nays

Little Jimmy is about to embark upon a three-year journey, an epic academic trek that will lead to a juris doctorate, and if he is truly lucky, a career that uses it. You want to encourage Jimmy and to help him succeed. After all, with dim employment prospects, he’ll need to maximize his chances by doing well in school and looking the part. With many schools starting up in only a month, here are a few “yays” and “nays” on gifts for matriculating students:...

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 624 words · Theodore Allen

Google S Self Driving Car Stopped By Police For Slow Driving

A Mountain View Police officer pulled over a Google self-driving care for driving too slowly last week. There was no one in the driver’s seat to ticket for the vehicle’s sluggish progress through a 35 mile-per-hour zone, according to the police department’s blog. But the cop did question the remote operator, even if he issued no citation. The officer stopped the car and made contact to learn more about how the car was choosing speeds along certain roadways and “to educate the operators about impeding traffic....

February 14, 2022 · 2 min · 378 words · Harold Mack

Grandma Gets Into Shootout With Robbers And Wins

Just because someone is a grandma, doesn’t mean they’re not tough. A grandmother shootout against robbers went down in Macon, Georgia. And the lady won. Lulu Campbell, 57, was dropping off her 15-year-old grandson at her daughter’s house. While she was sitting in her car, two men approached and demanded money, but Campbell refused. The men then threatened to shoot her if she didn’t open her door. The fearless grandmother then said a line that could’ve been ripped straight out of “Die Hard....

February 14, 2022 · 2 min · 365 words · Katherine Grossman

Haah V Kim No B209179

Trial court’s grant of plaintiff’s petition to invalidate the appointment or election of defendants as directors of Galleria Plus, Inc. is affirmed where: 1) defendant forfeited any claim of error with regard to the court’s ruling on the demurrer; 2) the trial court correctly found that plaintiffs had standing to bring the present action; and 3) defendant failed to object in trial court to the appointment of new directors and thus forfeited any objection he might have....

February 14, 2022 · 1 min · 203 words · Genevieve Wasden

Jackie Robinson Day In Major League Baseball

On April 15th, Major League Baseball with celebrate Jackie Robinson Day. All players and coaches will wear Robinson’s now-retired 42 to mark the day that Robinson played his first game for the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1947. Robinson’s debut helped to end the racial segregation in baseball that had kept black ballplayers in the Negro Leagues since the 1880s, and became a source of inspiration for the burgeoning civil rights movement....

February 14, 2022 · 3 min · 455 words · Andrew Anderson

Jaguars Wr Kassim Osgood Assaulted Jumps Out Window To Escape

Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Kassim Osgood is used to dodging defenders on the gridiron. The 30 year-old NFL pro is tall, fast and comes in at a muscular 220 pounds. But what he didn’t expect was to have to dodge a pistol-whipping. Osgood was allegedly attacked by Julian Armond Bartletto, the ex-boyfriend of Mackenzie Rae Putnal, a 19 year-old Jaguars cheerleader who Osgood was visiting. Putnal already had a restraining order against Bartletto....

February 14, 2022 · 2 min · 287 words · William Stowe

Kill Law School This Guy Might Be On To Something

A recent law graduate writes an article called, “The case for killing law school.” What’s your first thought? Probably dismissal – crazy folks spouting nonsense. But his argument, which boils down to (paraphrasing here) “lawyers make it hard to become lawyers to protect their massive salaries,” and which takes UC Irvine Dean Erwin Chemerinsky to task for his defense of legal education’s status quo (while making $350,000 in salary, plus a cut of textbook and study supplement sales, and compensation for bar review lectures), actually contains an interesting truth: becoming a lawyer costs way too much....

February 14, 2022 · 4 min · 663 words · Michael Batters