Man Bites Boy 3 In True Blood Vampire Attack
There’s an epidemic in this country. It involves vampires. The common sight of teenage girls and their boyfriends acting out Edward Cullen fantasies has spread to 43-year-old men who actively take on the role of Bill Compton from HBO’s True Blood. Even worse? Instead of screaming for Sookie and jealously hating on hotter vampires, they’re biting 3-year-old boys on the neck. Why Mark Adams was watching True Blood with a toddler is unknown....