His And Hers Tips For Summer Associate Dressing

For some reason, fashion advice is often geared to the ladies while the gents are expected to know the right from wrong because of their limited options. Well, a summer associate is a summer associate, and man or woman, both could use some guidance. We’re going to break it down for you. Don’t ever wear the following to work: sneakers, yoga pants or any other workout wear, sweats (whether they are Juicy or not), Uggs/Crocs/Other horrendous footwear, t-shirts, jeans, sundresses, shorts, or anything too revealing (no cleavage, midriffs or upper thighs please)....

September 12, 2022 · 4 min · 704 words · Alice Nelson

Justice Elena Kagan Goes Antelope Hunting With Scalia

Justice Elena Kagan had a lot to say in a presentation at the University of Tennessee on Friday, but the part everyone paid attention to was when she mentioned going hunting with Scalia. During the talk on her life both in and out of the courtroom, Kagan mentioned that she has gone hunting with fellow Justice Antonin Scalia. She also admitted to plans to go hunting in Wyoming for big game with the hopes of bagging an antelope, much to the chagrin of some liberals....

September 12, 2022 · 2 min · 373 words · Alexander Killebrew

Man Sues For Lost Job After Pocket Dialing Boss

Oh, the dreaded butt dial! There’s nothing quite like gossiping about your arch nemesis and suddenly realizing it was all recorded on voicemail because you accidentally pocket dialed their best friend. Or something similar to that dramatic scenario. A butt dial is often innocuous – your mom gets to listen to 4 minutes of you walking to your car. But every now and then it’s disastrous. A Georgia man experienced the latter when he accidentally called his boss while talking about his boss....

September 12, 2022 · 3 min · 485 words · Tammy Dawkins

Medieval Sword Fighters Report Robbery Get Busted For Pot Dealing

A medieval sword-fighting duo called 911 to report being robbed in a Taco Bell parking lot. They conveniently forgot to mention that the item robbed from them was pot – which they allegedly were trying to sell to their robbers. Just another day in the neighborhood! As expected, the police didn’t take too kindly on the knights in skunky armor. Sebastian Wozniak and Anthony Klier reportedly met a group of teenagers in the parking lot of a Taco Bell in Westlake, Ohio, to practice medieval sword-fighting, reports United Press International....

September 12, 2022 · 3 min · 472 words · Eloisa Chavez

Mom Arrested For Plotting To Feed Daughter S Ex To Alligators

A New York mom has been arrested for allegedly plotting to have her daughter’s ex killed and fed to alligators. Melisa Schonfield, 57, was arrested Friday after meeting with an undercover detective who she believed was her murder-for-hire contact. According to ABC News, Schonfield allegedly tried to hire Det. Dave Pustizzi to kill Ernesto Negrillo, the Florida baby daddy of her 2-year-old granddaughter. In addition to allegedly wanting Negrillo killed, Schonfield thought it best that her contract killer dispose of Negrillo’s body by feeding it to alligators....

September 12, 2022 · 3 min · 508 words · Angel Guardado

Most Biglaw Firms Score High For Lgbtq Inclusion But Not All

The Human Rights Campaign, one of the nation’s largest gay civil rights organizations, has released its 2017 Corporate Equality Index, ranking major employers on their policies regarding lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer employee rights. Hundreds of companies participated, including 156 major law firms, and this year saw the highest ever amount of businesses earning a perfect score. The law was the best of the best when it came to industry-wide performance, with the highest number of top scores....

September 12, 2022 · 3 min · 571 words · Pat Naranjo

Nuclear Submarine Expert S Big Change On The Way To Harvard Law School

Eve L. Howe is not your typical law student. The Harvard law student is a military veteran and expert in nuclear submarines. As a Navy engineer, she worked on fluid systems that cool the nuclear reactors powering submarines. After completing her service, she felt inspired to go to law school. It was part of a bigger life change, however, because until then she was a man. An Awakening Howe was born a male, but realized she was transgender....

September 12, 2022 · 2 min · 325 words · Kevin Guido

People V Am Surety Ins Co No G040720

Judgment in favor of the People forfeiting bail after a motion to set aside the forfeiture was denied is reversed as the trial court lost jurisdiction to forfeit bail when the case was not called on the date set for arraignment by the jailer, and there was no jurisdiction on a later arraignment date set by the district attorney. Read People v. Am. Surety Ins. Co., No. G040720 [HTML] Read People v....

September 12, 2022 · 1 min · 154 words · Peter Morris

People V Limon No F056907

Trial court’s denial of defendant’s motion to vacate a 1988 conviction for marijuana related crimes, resulting in his deportation from the US in 1995 where he returned two years later illegally, is affirmed where: 1) defendant entered his guilty pleas with advisement by the court of the possible immigration consequences; and 2) since the court gave a proper alien status advisement, defendant’s remaining claims are not wrongs encompassed by the scope of Penal Code section 1016....

September 12, 2022 · 1 min · 181 words · Leroy Mclean

Setting Deadlines For Outside Counsel

Einstein showed us that time is relative. For example, an astronaut on a rocketship will age slower than a pedestrian standing on Earth. Don’t bother trying to figure it out, it’s in the math. Attorneys show us that time also expands. For example, a lawyer takes more time without a deadline to accomplish a task. Check your bill; that’s in the math also. As in-house counsel, it’s important to make sure time is not so relative or expansive when it comes to outside counsel....

September 12, 2022 · 2 min · 424 words · Michael Lindsey

Tuition Io Revisited Glitchy But A Necessity For Student Debt

Last year, we explored the brilliant, yet work-in-progress student loan management tool, Tuition.io. (Tuition I owe - get it?) We saw it as a useful tool, though we had some reservations about handing over our sensitive data (SSN, specifically). I went ahead and gave it a shot, because, well, if someone steals my identity, they become the proud owner of six-figure debt and $0.38 in a bank account. I’ll adopt a pseudonym, become a bartender, and move to Dublin....

September 12, 2022 · 3 min · 571 words · Dean Malone

Bonnie And Clyde Crime Spree Ends With Man S Death

The romance of the “real-life Bonnie and Clyde” (or the latest couple given this moniker) – reached what might be called its inevitable end yesterday. Blake Fitzgerald was killed in a shootout with police in Florida, according to ABC News, after a wild week-long crime spree with his partner Brittany Harper. Fitzgerald and Harper fought officers to the end. Now she is in a hospital and will face numerous criminal charges and he is gone forever....

September 11, 2022 · 2 min · 406 words · William Martinez

Intolerable Blowhard Scalia S Dissent Embarrassed Court Critics

Supreme Court justices are expected to be slaves to the law and to ignore the political issues when making their rulings. Most of the time, they accomplish this goal, sometimes to the dismay of the losing side. But in the Court’s decision on the Arizona immigration law, Justice Antonin Scalia is being criticized for his perceived focus on Obama’s immigration policies over the case itself. Critics are blasting Scalia’s dissent, which he read in open court, and calling him all kinds of names: ‘Intolerable blowhard’ in Salon, ‘Splenetic hyperbol[ist]’ by The New Yorker....

September 11, 2022 · 3 min · 524 words · Michelle Person

Second Best Law School In The Country Cuts 1L Class At One Campus

No, silly, not that second best law school in the country. No, we’re talking about the school that once ranked itself as the second-best in the entire country, in part due to the number of chairs in its library (1,058 as of 2011). And finally, we’re talking about a law school that just cut its entire 1L class from one of its five campuses. If you guessed we are discussing the prestigious Thomas M....

September 11, 2022 · 3 min · 475 words · Theodore Booth

10 Things Lawyers Law Students Can Do On A Snow Day

Well, it’s “Snowmageddon” on the East Coast as a nor’easter batters much of the region with high winds and heavy snowfall. Though blizzard warnings have now been lifted for New York and New Jersey, according to CNN, many schools and offices throughout New England are closed. For many people, it’s looking more and more like a “snow day.” What are you expected to do on this rare occasion, a “day off”?...

September 11, 2022 · 4 min · 661 words · Michael Schmid

Acupuncture Patient Left Pinned On Table Can She Sue

An acupuncture patient who was abandoned on a table found herself “stuck” in more ways than one. The Texas woman was getting an acupuncture treatment at a clinic in Arlington, near Dallas, earlier this month when she helplessly realized her acupuncturist had closed shop and forgotten about her. She managed to pull the needles out herself and called 911, Dallas’ WFAA-TV reports. But can she sue the acupuncturist for leaving her “pinned”?...

September 11, 2022 · 3 min · 466 words · Marina Wilkerson

After Ai How Valuable Is Your Company S Data

Economists say data is the new oil. It suggests that data is the world’s most valuable resource. And if your company has it, then you may be sitting on an untapped source of money. Like an oil rig, it could be a gusher. Or it could blow up in your face. Here are some precautions to consider before you start drilling. Old Data If your company has accumulated data over time, it has inherent historical value....

September 11, 2022 · 2 min · 340 words · Santiago Crandle

Am Contractors Indem Co V Us No 08 5188

In a breach of contract action brought pursuant to the Tucker Act, Court of Federal Claims judgment is reversed and remanded where the court erred in dismissing plaintiff’s complaint for failure to state a claim, as the effective date of a surety bond is not necessarily the date of agreement or acquiescence within the meaning of 13 C.F.R. sec. 115.19(e). Read Am. Contractors Indem. Co. v. US, No. 08-5188 Appellate InformationAppeal from the United States Court of Federal Claims....

September 11, 2022 · 1 min · 159 words · Marilyn Ledbetter

April Fool S Day Bank Heist Is No Joke

An April Fool’s Day bank heist was no joke when a gunman stole thousands of dollars in cash, locked employees in a vault and left behind a package with flashing lights. The armed bank robber stole between $10,000 and $100,000 on April Fool’s Day, locked three bank tellers of the National Exchange Bank and Trust in Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin in a vault and left behind suspicious package with flashing lights, according to the Associated Press....

September 11, 2022 · 2 min · 340 words · Charles Cardoza

Art Burning Money Like It S Going Out Of Style

What would you do if you had money to burn? Chances are good that you would pay off bills, splurge on something special, and possibly save a bit. But if you are artist Micah Spear, you literally blowtorch stacks of cash to make a point … and a dollar. Spear’s collection of destroyed works is called #SealedContents and most notably contains stacks of blasted currencies, which are vacuum sealed in plastic and displayed in frames in his apartment and on his website....

September 11, 2022 · 2 min · 425 words · John Motes