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The following took place between 2 a.m. and whenever he sobered up: Kiefer Sutherland, who portrays tough guy Jack Bauer on the hit Fox drama “24”, allegedly headbutted fashion designer Jack McCollough outside a New York City nightclub earlier this week.
Sutherland originally claimed that he was coming to the aid of actress Brooke Shields, who McCollough had bumped into, or so Sutherland said. But that story became a little far-fetched, even by “24” plotline standards, after a representative for Shields denied that McCollough had done anything inappropriate, MSNBC reports.
According to MSNBC, McCollough told authorities that Sutherland “was drunk and obnoxious and wouldn’t back down or be logical.” Oh man, someone’s practically begging to end up back at CTU with jumper cables duct-taped to his nipples.
Judging by this week’s real-life preview, “24: Season 8” may find Jack Bauer trying to stop a rogue Chechen terrorist from acquiring weapons-grade capri pants in Milan.
- Reuters: Kiefer Sutherland Charged with Assault in NY
- MSNBC: Report: Sutherland Headbutts Man in Dispute
- Crimes A to Z: Assault/Battery (FindLaw)
- “24” Official Site (Fox Broadcasting Company)
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