We all dream about keeping the coolest animals as pets. I mean, how awesome would it be to come home to a Quokka to share a good laugh?

Some people go for it. They live out their wild animal dreams and befriend the exotic animal kingdom. Sadly, the fantasy rarely plays out according to plan and unlikely friends quickly turn into unlikely criminals.

Here are five pets that are (unfortunately) illegal to own in most states, with some exceptions:

We realize this list may come as a complete buzzkill for all of the animal lovers out there. But here’s some solace: You might be able to keep a Wilbur of your own.

Sigh, if only Falcor and the Snuggle Bear were real.

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